Part 1: Dragons of Tarkir Midnight Release Musings
I am tired this morning and afternoon! And not just because I finally finished my five-part Critique of Dragons of Tarkir the day before: the new set was released at midnight last night. And I was there to get my new cards as soon as my favorite card shop could legally sell them.
Partly because this was the first full set I reviewed in full, partly because I am to begin hosting Standard Pauper events at my local games shop this coming Tuesday, and partly to disprove all those fallaciously claiming "Pauper does not drive sales" - a part of the debate about
Standard Pauper not even being listed as an official format on the Wizards.com Formats page! - I decided that it was worth it to head to my favorite hobby gaming and scifantasy fiction store at midnight to pick up my traditional Fat Pack and Intro Packs.
See? Standard Pauper actually does drive sales!
I do this almost every set. Although I could build a Standard Pauper collection by only making purchases on the secondary market, cracking open Boosters of a brand new set as soon as possible is just part of what makes Magic so, well, magical! One of the great things about buying boosters and playing mainly Pauper is you can build your collection very quickly for less cash on opening day, when many stores offer first-time discounts to generate additional revenue for the most important thing any business can do...make payroll!
The next step for me? Taking whatever rares, mythics, or in-demand pieces of silver back to the game shop to get some of your money back, then using that to complete your playsets of the commons you were not lucky enough to unwrap. It actually works rather well, and if you go this route, you still get to have the irreplaceable experience of getting fresh new cards as soon as they are unleashed. Hey, even Paupers have dreams of opening big money mythic rare foils :-)
And that's not all: this isn't just a Standard Pauper blog. It's about all Rarity-Restricted Casual & Competitive formats. Peasant is also an existing format. So is SilverBlack, which is basically just "Rareless." I may yet desire to return to an FNM to challenge myself to see how well I can do when utilizing uncommons. And though I just purged my collection of all rares in order to get back into IRL Magic playing, I am (deep foreshadowing, here folks, stay tuned...) working on a Rarity-Restricted format of my own invention that will, I expect, allow cards with golden expansion symbols.
So after I got the promotional e-mail from the struggling little shop where I'll be running Standard Pauper Tuesdays starting in just a few days, I shuffled up my paper Standard Pauper decks and dropped in about 11:30 PM. To my dismay (and owner on the phone with the cashier!) there was only one other customer there, and she was too tired to play. But another dude walked in early to pick up his box, his hopes high that his chase for new Legendary rare perfect for his favorite Commander deck would be successful. I sure hope it was!
I asked him if he'd ever heard of Standard Pauper. He'd heard some
rumors about it (and certainly didn't find out about it on the official M:TG website...
grrr!) but never played before. After that, it wasn't too difficult to entice him into a duel while we waited for the clock to strike twelve. I gave him the current best deck in the format, Azorius Heroic Cruise, and he cut my Izzet Tokens Control build to play a game as we waited for midnight to arrive and legally allow us to make our purchases.
He dropped dudes nearly ever turn, but I had answers. He was clearly still having fun plenty of fun, and was even able to Cruise for Treasure twice to summon more than a couple threatening Heroes. But my bounce, permission, and burn was able to clear the way for Minotaur tokens for the win: I drew all four copies of Flurry of Horns. Despite his defeat, he seemed more interested in Standard Pauper than ever, and the time flew. He grabbed his box and quickly left as I wished him luck in finding that new Legend he'd been building his Pauper EDH deck around for months.
As for me, I grabbed the Fat Pack I always get because I think they are good buy. For forty bucks, I get plenty of basic lands with new artwork and the correct expansion symbol for building block decks and keeping my decks aesthetically pleasing to me. I get the booklet with the collectors checklist to help me keep track of how unlucky I am when trying to collect common playset. I get that very cool d20 with the set symbol that could someday end up being a collector's item. And in my experience, you do get a better shot at pulling money cards from Fat Packs.
This is probably not true, but there was that mythic rare in the last pack. Some kind of Deathtouch, Megamorph, Jurassic Park kitchen-scene lookin' beast. I can probably turn this clever girl into that last copy of Impact Tremors I need for the Mardu Tokens deck I'm brewing. I failed to pull a single Ojutai's Summons to update that Izzet build with either, but I can turn that and a couple of foil rares I was lucky enough to find into funds for Standard Pauper.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this story of my midnight Magic experience. I thoroughly enjoyed playing a Standard Pauper match with another dude face-to-face, chatting with my co-organizer at the shop, and busting open those packs after reading the story. I ripped open the packaging while re-watching the Dragons of Tarkir Standard Pauper set review from my comrades at MagicGatheringStrat...
Part Two: Reviewing the Reviews of DTK for Standard Pauper
...which brings me to part two of my blog post today, which is much happier than my previous critical reviews and my desperate ravings about Wizards refusing to acknowledge that this format exists. I may be the most long-winded and foul-mouthed of Standard Pauper online personalities, but I'm by no means the only one. There are others. And I compile them here today for your convenience and reading pleasure.
See, the existence of these guys work is what allows my blog to take a unique perspective. I couldn't be the long-winded, foul-mouthed, left-wing voice of the format if I was the only voice! I need others to add their unique voices as well, in their own personal style. If you'll forgive me this indulgence before we get to other Standard Pauper DTK reviews: This is one of the essences of collectivism being a superior line of thought than mere liberal individualism:
There is NO reason to be an individualist if you have NOBODY to share your individualism with! In this sense, our old Existential Marxist friend, Jean-Paul Sartre, was
wrong.
Hell is
not, as he insisted, "other people." Other people are, in fact,
our Heaven here on Earth!
The only reason a collective ever exists is to ensure the expression of it's members' individuality with other individuals, isn't it? The only reason individuals exist is to become part of an empowering collective, and the only reason a collective exists is to empower all the individuals that comprise the collective. See?
¡Sí!
Give that line of socialist thinking a second thought if you're so inclined. But definitely check out these, the best of the rest of the Standard Pauper set reviews for Dragons of Tarkir!
Gwyned is
THE authority on Standard Pauper! He hosts the long-running MPDC PRE series on MTGO through PDCMagic. He blogs about Magic and many other topics on his succinct, well-composed blog Writer Adept. And he also is the author of Standard Pauper articles on PureMTGO.com. It's almost a moot point to instruct you to read his work. If you get into Standard Pauper either in real life or online, coming into contact with his consistently excellent work is inevitable. He's been giving us set reviews from the perspective of a Standard Pauper player for a long time.
The first part of his full set review is already published on PureMTGO and I highly anticipate parts two and three. Instead of just going by color as most do, his approach is to review cards by various relationships such as new mechanics, horizontal and vertical cycles, and card types. And instead of over-used letter grades or ratings on a scale of one to infinity, he uses a concise system based on Channel Fireball's "hit or myth" system. Read his stuff if you only have time for one Standard Pauper set review. That's an order, comrade!
Next up, we have DrChrisBakerDC, who is likely the Standard Pauper with the most reach and connection in to the world of Money Magic. Chiropractor to the Pros, they call him. His magical creations are written and published on his Wordpress blog called The Draft Brewery. His nowhere near as high in word count as mine or Gwyned's, but can you blame him? He's making sure that professional Magic players are in good enough physical condition in order to remain functioning mental athletes!
You can find a lot of good information on Limited play on his blog as well (something I need as much as I can get with!) and he's a formidable Magic player in his own right. Seriously, one of the best who you can expect to lose against if you start hunching over your computer screen. Since he's such a busy doctor and such a freaking good Magic player, he hasn't invested as much time as Gwyned or myself in reviewing the entire set or establishing a consistent, creative rating system. But that's refreshing and it still works. When you're as good as Dr. Chris, you can simply rate things on an A through F scale, rank the colors, and present a top ten list of the cards in the set. He's got the authority to do so. Respect his authorit-ah!
ERRATA: DrChrisBakerDC has also produced a 90 minute YouTube video reviewing every single card in the set, contrary to what I am about to report in the segment that follows. Sincerest apologies submitted and appropriate action taken in compensation. This message has been brought to you by Cabel the Red's Bureau of Correctional and Re-Education Facilities.
Thirdly, there is the gang at
MagicGatheringStrat. This cast of colorful characters are into both writing articles and Skyping together to produce YouTube videos and Podcasts about a variety of Magic formats. Among the formats they cover, they produce probably more Standard Pauper content excepting perhaps myself or the Gwyned the Great! They are the creators of The Standard Pauper Show, the
only place on the web to get news on this format on a regular basis in a way that won't leave your eyes blurry from reading voluminous blog posts...
They even have a
Standard Pauper subsection on their forums,
the only other place I've found such a thing and that even I only just found out about. Wow! Just...
wow!
This is the second (or third?) time Brennon, VaultBoyHunter, and FanOfHistory have collaborated to produce what is
thus far the only audio-video version of a full set review specifically targeting the Standard Pauper format. These guys work through every new card in Dragons of Tarkir with great insights in real time featuring accurate visuals (with swipes that would make George Lucas envious). And they do it with a style is wonderfully informative and wickedly entertaining. You will love their visual effects, their inside jokes, back and forth debates about whether cards are good or bad, and their enthusiasm for the format combined with a laid-back, down-to-earth attitude.
It's as if my prayers were answered. These guys are the Standard Pauper equivalent of Evan Erwin & Brad Nelson's ten-hour Magic Show set reviews. When you pick up your Fat Pack of Dragons of Tarkir, put this on and enjoy their hard work while you start brewing your deck!
CARDBOARD COMMONS REVIEWS PARA PAUPER...EN ESPAÑOL
(¡Próximamente!)
Finally, this one is rather challenging but I TRY to read it because my other hobby these days is...learning how to
hablar español! Produced by a group of Spaniards (or at least Spanish-speakers) on a Wordpress blog called Cardboard Commons, this is one of my favorite new discoveries that combines two of my hobbies: reading and writing about Pauper and learning foreign tongues!
ASIDE: When you debate communism on social media as much as I have, you're going to start hearing the words "Why don't you just move to Cuba you commie bastard!" in your sleep. I currently plan, long-term, on taking them up on that just to show 'em! I also figure that learning how to speak this beautiful Romance language will make me a more marketable prospective employee during my remaining time here in the United States, which is now a bilingual country. Deal with it. America, love it or leave it? Tú habes. ¡Soy relinquo!
But enough about me. And thank God for Google's translate feature! That allows me to check my own translation (or see how bad Google has translated things...it's quite amusing to see Chrome get confused when encountering Magic player vernacular!) and so far I've found that these are the only other guys on the planet giving each card in all five colors a page of their own with reviews and critiques geared exclusively towards Pauper. That makes for a marvelous discovery, indeed. I encourage everybody to check them out now that they have been added to my Rarity-Restricted Casual/Competitive Magic: the Gathering blogosphere links.
¡Bien hecho, Cardboard Commons
! ¡Sigan con el buen trabajo! ¡No puedo esperar a que el Review Para Pauper de DTK parte Cinco: Blanco!
El Fin
So there you have it, my personal story about my first ever foray into busting down a card shops doors to get my hands on brand new Magic cards as soon as possible. And now you know I care enough about Standard Pauper to not just review the cards...but review the other other reviews! Yeesh!
Before closing and wishing you all good luck & have fun, let me add this: my local games shop has decided to INCREASE THE PRIZE PAYOUT for the STANDARD PAUPER EVENTS played IN REAL LIFE beginning this coming TUESDAY, MARCH 31st!! That's right! You'll still be able to pick 40, 20, or 10 commons out of their huge dump-box inventory, but NOW you can also WIN PACKS! That's right! Win PACKS for playing STANDARD PAUPER!
Damn, this is exciting!
Okay. Now you have fun and hopefully experience good luck ripping open those brand new Dragons of Tarkir booster packs! Until next time, thanks for reading ALL this text :-)
Peace,
- C
